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imthespider:

Carl Barker - Dance Gavin Dance

I guess I still miss you,
but talking’s for functioning people.

yourpenis:

What ‘choo got against that facial expression Abbey?

 urnotdoinitrite

more chink in the eyes please
eyebrows need to be raised like four more inches
I’m sorry where are the forehead wrinkles

yourpenis:

What ‘choo got against that facial expression Abbey?

 urnotdoinitrite

  • more chink in the eyes please
  • eyebrows need to be raised like four more inches
  • I’m sorry where are the forehead wrinkles
who told you that facial expression was cute jw

who told you that facial expression was cute jw

timesracing:

:3

 hello qt

timesracing:

:3

 hello qt

omg okay, I have just been informed that my friend Marissa was arrested today for getting caught with weed while skipping school with her cousin.
Posted Monday, November 30th, 2009 at 5:23PM.

Marissa’s little brother IMed me on Myspace and told me this. He told me all the details and everything, so it sounded legit. And then he said that I could tell her friends if I wanted, so I told some of my close friends and a couple people that asked why she wasn’t at school today, so now they probably think she’s a trouble-making pothead. 

But then Marissa texted me from her phone and just said “hey :)” all normally, so I thought that maybe it was her brother using her phone and he was just trying to mess with me. Or maybe it was her and she was the one who told me that while on her brother’s Myspace. Or their other cousin Alex did it because he enjoys messing with people. Whatever it is, someone’s messing with me and I am so fucking confused. I don’t know who I’m talking to and I don’t know if my friend’s really in jail or not and I just don’t know.

JESUS WHAT THE FUCK.

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Comfortably Confused - I See Stars

someone buy me stamps for Christmas
Posted Sunday, November 29th, 2009 at 10:46PM.

and a mom that will let me receive cards from interwebz people, who are not all middle-aged pedophiles, despite what she thinks

;___________;

why does my sister make devious facial expressions all the time
you look like a demon child, stop that

why does my sister make devious facial expressions all the time

you look like a demon child, stop that

holy fucking hell
Posted Sunday, November 29th, 2009 at 9:36PM.

43 new emails from Facebook telling me that people ‘commented on a photo of me’.

NEVER TAG ME IN ANY GROUP PHOTOS EVER AGAIN

or better yet

NEVER HAVE CONVERSATIONS ON PICTURES WHERE I’M TAGGED EVER AGAIN

omg you are so annoying.
Posted Sunday, November 29th, 2009 at 8:49PM.

You don’t need a picture of yourself to demonstrate every single thing you’re doing. THAT’S WHY THERE’S A TEXT BUTTON.

And contrary to your strong belief, you’re not even cute, so please do everyone a favor and stop posting so many pictures of yourself. I’m not even following you and I still see you on my dash everyday because of all the fucking reblogs omg

I seem upset

fkasjfkgdf my mom finally got me Christmas cards~
Posted Sunday, November 29th, 2009 at 8:38PM.

But idk if I can get her to buy me all the stamps I’ll need to send them to everyone. Don’t you need multiple stamps for one envelope if you live a certain distance away?

ugh but I want to send you guys something D:

why does anyone even try to mess with people who have friends on here
Posted Saturday, November 28th, 2009 at 4:46PM.

idgi

I mean you’d think they would learn not to do that by now, because of all the times where everyone has ganged up on others and made fun of them over and over.

But I guess not.

If anyone ever posts their number online, I save it.
Posted Saturday, November 28th, 2009 at 4:40PM.

Even if I never talk to them and I will never talk to them in my life, I still save it to my phone just because. idk I’m weird.

@shannonsayys ( NO mutual following.Reblogs to get the message across?)
Posted Saturday, November 28th, 2009 at 4:29PM.

shannonsayys:

perfectionsflaw:

STFU AND GET OFF MY DASH

First i didnt care kinda humorous

BUT NOW YOU PISSING ME OFF

Who the fuck do u think you are prancing around on peoples dash thinking its cute not wearing pants?

you said you wanted followers not old men stalkers. Who the fuck raised you? Prosistutes? (sorry if thats true)

But you know what REALLY ticked me off.

the fact that you think you can back Talk Black woman

Okay ya a lil rude but striaght to the point and it was true

so dont say shit back at her enless ifs true

Go put some clothes on cause im sure everyone here is so fucken lucky their parents are able to buy them some

Your fucken embaressing. I cant believe what America is today.

Get that shit out of here.

Dont bother Blogging back cause im not gonna bother. Act like grew up with a education.

..The fact that you spelled so many words wrong and that this makes very little sense is just hilarious.

Dont like what you see on your dash?
Scroll past it.

Im not “fucken embaressing” but it is fucking embarrassing that you’re trying to insult me and cant even spell anything right.. lmfao

dumb bitches.

 I just cried during this whole thing idek

Fucking hell.
Posted Saturday, November 28th, 2009 at 4:21PM.

We have to take Leah’s step-brother to Neptunes tonight. HE IS SUCH A NERDY WEIRDO FREAK.

And she won’t let me talk to him and tell him that we don’t want him to go.

If he embarrasses us in any way whatsoever I am going drive my foot into his testicles and then he can go outside and sob for two hours like that one kid did last time.

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat I seem upset.


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